This girl has the most amazing eyes, yould you agree she is a TWIT?

This girl has eyes??  I never made it past her bangin body.  I would make this girl my Trophy Wife, and I wouldn’t even cheat on her!!

     – Miles Cyrus

Two of the NBA’s biggest (one literally) Mega-stars are having a clash of words. Lebron James is calling Charles Barkley “stupid” in response to remarks Barkley recently made stating King James needs to “shut the hell up” because he isn’t showing respcet for his Cav teammates and for their fans, by already entertaining talks of his free agency after the 2010 season.

If they need me to be Kevin Spacey / Samuel L. Jackson and be the negotiator for this Beef I will. It would only take me to suggest that Lebron send Charles 5000 dozen glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts and Charles send Lebron a naked picture of Jay. Z (no homo)

- Miles Cyrus

Pic courtesy of : Cincinnati Enquirer

Chad Ocho Cinco may not be winning on the football field right now but the man knows how to get his Black Friday on!  He got to a Best Buy in Florence, KY at 5:25 in the morning to purchase Rock Band 2, a Cuisinart four-slice toaster and a stereo.

Chad what is up with the Chuck Muncie Goggles, you look like an extra from Beat Street. I knew the economy was in bad shape but really 5:25 in the morning? I quit if I hear that he was out front of the store doing the mime for spare change!!

- Miles Cyrus

Olympic mutli gold medal stud Michael Phelps, is a stud out of the water as well it seems. First he was rumored to be with Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice, then a Miss California runner-up, also many others as well. Now he reportedly took Caroline “Caz” Pal who works at the Moon nightclub in the Palms Casino, back to Baltimore to spend Thanksgiving with his family. What’s the big deal ? Nothing I guess, I just wonder if Phelps Mom knows about her habit of posing topless (Google it) or some of the possibly questionable ventures she’s associated with.

So what if Mikey likes it? Besides at least he didn’t pull a Greg Louganis !! I really liked her in Karate Kid 2 and what is up with the Moon Club, first George Clooney, now Phelps I think it’s time to call my boys the Maloofs, can we say road trip!!

- Miles Cyrus

As seen on ESPN.com

Asked whether he thinks about his own availability in 2010, Stoudemire didn’t hesitate: “Absolutely! You have to look at those opportunities because this is a business and you want to explore every option. I guarantee you every owner will explore their options, especially when a player’s contract is up. So it’s the same for players. It’s definitely the same for me.

“As a player, you should look at the teams you might want to play for. The city you may want to live in. The system you may want to play in. The economy. The cost of living. Everything. It’s about what’s best for you.”

Are you listening, Phoenix? Rest assured, 29 other teams certainly are.

I will take all bets that STAT is gone in 2010!! You can tell things are not right in PHX. He shoots 57.4 percent and isn’t getting the rock as much. It seems like ever since he had that career game a few weeks ago, they haven’t gone back to him like they should. Also, me personally being at his VIP Birthday party in Scottsdale, where was Nash, where was Shaq ???  but new teammate  Matt Barnes and others were there. Anyway He is gone, just like Lebron. If he ends up on the Knicks reunited with D’Antoni are we allowed to suggest tampering ??? hmm

- Miles Cyrus

I know this sounds crazy but take the Irish getting 32 on the road at USC

Take the bills -7 at home versus the 49ers. The 49ers will run the ball well but will not be able to pass on the Bills D in that cold weather.

My inside sources in NY contacted me on this one. Take the Broncos + 9 on the road against the Jets.  Too many bandwagon fans have pushed this line higher than it should be, plus the Broncos can play in the cold.

Finally, this is a battle for the division right here!! Take the home team Vikings giving up 3 against the Bears. Adrian Peterson aka ALL DAY will run wild over the Bears like he always does!! This will be a close game, for extra insurance try buying the half-point so you get the Vikings  minus 2-1/2  to protect from a push should it come down to a field goal.

- Jim Donaghy

Hey Miles, I want to Drop a Deuce on that putz Spencer Pratt, not only is he a silver spoon, Ricky Schroeder wanna be, cry baby, he finally forces his will unto Heidi and Jedi mind tricks her into marrying him !!!  Another good girl gone bad, when are the nice guys gonna win one ??

Well Jimbo, I hate to break to ya but to answer your question the nice guy will win in Neverary of two thousand and never eight. I will say a warning to Mr. Pratt, dont’ get caught slippin when it comes to Heidi, cause I will Mon-Tag that !!! How did he do it, maybe the down syndrome look is in this year ?  The hills  lol more like the Hills have eyes !

- Miles Cyrus

As seen on ESPN.com

New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress suffered an accidental gunshot wound Friday night in a club, according to multiple sources.

Fox Sports.com and the New York Daily News reported that Burress accidentally shot himself in the leg and spent the night in the hospital.

Burress suffered the gunshot wound while at The Latin Quarter, a night club in Manhattan, ESPN’s Jeremy Schaap reported.

According to police sources, a report on the incident has not been filed. Detectives have been sent to the hospital and the club to investigate, Schaap reported. Additional details of the incident weren’t immediately available, but according to a source the wound was not considered life-threatening.

Didn’t everyone learn from Puffy that when in The NYC don’t bring your guns to the club. That is what hired security is for. Your not a baller until you can afford security!

-Miles Cyrus

Miles, since it’s soo close to Thanksgiving, I thought I’d offer up a few pics of the most bootylicious girl I know.  She’s got enough in the trunk to feed a whole family.  What do you think, is she hot enough to be your trophy Wife?

I love me some rump roast.  I would oil that up, baste it, and serve it for Thanksgiving dinner.  As far as being my Trophy Wife, she’s have to sign an agreement to hit the gym at least 4 times a week.  A girl with bootie like that can go from J-Lo to Rosie-O in a few weeks if shes not careful.

- Miles Cyrus

Robokid is the craziest dancer on the planet.  This kids mom must have slept with R2D2, or RoboCop.  I think he should go see a doctor, this can’t be normal!!

     – Miles Cyrus