All you folks in Kentucky and the Carolina’s this is for you! They only serve 2 drinks aboard this vessel, Budwiser and Jack Daniels. This is first class all the way. If you are lucky this luxury ride might be available for rent on your wedding day …when your sister finally says “I do”

- Miles Cyrus

As seen on ESPN.com

DALLAS — The NHL suspended Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery indefinitely Tuesday for making a crude reference to former girlfriends while talking with reporters.

Avery’s inflammatory comments came following a morning skate in Calgary, Alberta, where the Stars were to play the Flames on Tuesday night. He approached a group of reporters, asked if a camera was present, then said he wanted to say one thing: “I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada,” he said. “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.”

Avery’s ex-girlfriend, actress Elisha Cuthbert, is dating Calgary defenseman Dion Phaneuf and had been romantically linked to Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens. Avery also dated model and actress Rachel Hunter, the girlfriend of Los Angeles Kings center Jarrett Stoll.

Hours after Avery spoke, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman announced the punishment, saying Avery made “inappropriate public comments, not pertaining to the game.”

Avery will meet with Bettman before his punishment is settled. That get-together is likely to happen soon.

“I completely support the league’s decision to suspend Sean Avery,” Stars owner Tom Hicks said in a statement. “Had the league not have suspended him, the Dallas Stars would have. This organization will not tolerate such behavior, especially from a member of our hockey team. We hold our team to a higher standard and will continue to do so.”

Damn, thats cold as the ice he skates on.  I wouldnt care if she was Magic Johnson’s Ex, and was leaving Greg Louganis for me, you know I’d still have to hit that!!

     – Miles Cyrus

Aubrey O’Day of MTV’s making the band and former Danity Kane memeber is rumored to have posed for Playboy.  A spokesperson for Playboy told MTV News that they could not comment on the photo shoot.

It looks like I will be re-newing my subscription to Hef’s Magazine. I wonder what Diddy thinks of the move since she was rumored to be his former “Jumpoff”

- Miles Cyrus