Not all of the TWIT Submissions we get are Trophy Wife material (at least not by my standards).  Check out a few that just missed the cut…

She might be a TWIT for a circus performer, but not for me…

This girl looks a little worn already…never mind in 10+ years…

Not big into girls in masks, and whos that behind her feeling her up…maybe Kobe Bryant??  I know he likes em from behind!!

And this one is just a little too dirty for me…Maybe after a shower and some Penicillin I might reconsider.

Remeber when submitting for my future Trophy Wife, look for a girl that looks like this…

This girl has that cute innocent look that almost makes me feel perverted, but as my Trophy Wife, I would buy her candy and flowers, then have her dress like a school girl and pleasure me to old Britney Spears Videos.

     – Miles Cyrus

Just reading about this doesn’t do it justice, you really need to watch the video.  He obviously had this planned, and went out of his way to find someone to tape it.  I guess now I know how to spell bitter…AVERY!!

     – Miles Cyrus

If you need just the right gift while holiday shopping or you want to scare young children, may I suggest purchasing the Scottie Pippen aka Mr. Potatoe Face doll. If the price is a little steep for your budget you can get the LLoyd aka Mr. Potatoe Face jr. Hurry while supplies last!

- Miles Cyrus