Patriots QB Tom Brady proposed on Christmas eve to his supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen and she accepted. The proposal took place aboard a private jet heading from New York to Boston. Gisele’s parents were on board the plane, that Brady had flooded with 4 dozen white roses and champagne .

Brady is a smart man, he knows to lock-down the supermodel while his stock is still high. Going into next season there will be questions about his health and maybe even who should be the starting QB. Lock her down now or risk dating the Tara Reid’s of the world…again. I wonder if Lucky Leo gets an invite ?

- Miles Cyrus

If this thing is not Bigfoot, it is definitely the Missing Link.  Can you believe this 7 foot 325 pound animal is able to function as a normal human being??  They even let it partake in boxing!?!?  Apparently it is married too, and its wife is about a quarter of its size.  She must be into beastiality, or at least really likes pain.  God bless the Russians, they sure do know how to make em.

     – Miles Cyrus

Santa is right, always make sure you wrap your package before you deliver it.  You never know who’s been dipping their antlers in your partners stocking, and you don’t want to catch “The Dirty.”  Santa looks like he’s using Horse Condoms, I see why all the girls like to sit on his lap!  Hope you all had a safe and Merry Christmas…

     – Miles Cyrus