Cowboys End Work Release Program, Cut Pacman!

Last Updated on Thursday, 8 January 2009 12:39 Written by admin Thursday, 8 January 2009 12:39

The Dallas Cowboys parted ways with troubled cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones after allegations arose of him being allegedly involved in a shooting that took place in 2007.  Reporter for the show “Outside The Lines” John Barr contacted the Cowboys, Pacman and others in response to a piece set to air on Sunday in which three men allege that Jones arranged for someone to shoot them outside an Atlanta strip club.  This incident took place just two months after Pacman Jones was suspended by Commissioner Roger Goodell for the entire 2007 season.  One of the victims said a beef he had with Jones is what sparked the shooting.  Atlanta detectives were informed of Jones’ alleged involvement, but could not make a case.  This case remains open, though is not being activly worked.  Meanwhile Jones is outraged by the allegations.  He told the Dallas Morning News, “It will be a lawsuit in a week against ESPN. That’s stupid. It’s so stupid I have no more comments.”  As for him being released he said,  “Surprised? Yeah, I was surprised.  All I can do is keep working hard, keep my nose clean and hope for the best.”  This ends a one year run with the Cowboys where Jones missed six games after being suspended due to a scuffle with a bodyguard in a Dallas area hotel. 

I’ve been advised by people close to me not to comment on this story, in fear of retaliation and possibly being shot.  Pacman is a asset to our society, and I don’t see him being out of football for long.  His work with the underprivliged “entertainers” of America, and his ability to “Make It Rain” are just some of his many philanthropic deeds.

     – Miles Cyrus aka “Pacman’s Biggest Fan”

Neyo the peeping Tom spying on Young Jeezy Nekked

Last Updated on Thursday, 8 January 2009 10:55 Written by admin Thursday, 8 January 2009 10:55

It seems like singing and music writing sensation Ne-yo might have found a new hobby, Voyeurism. He recently moved into an exclusive Atlanta Georgia neighborhood, where he lives next door to rapper Young Jeezy. Ne-yo can see right into Jeezy’s crib and even claims to have seen him walking around naked !! He tells PEOPLE Magazine  “Just chillin’ one day, I was like, ‘Is that… Jeezy?” I hit him up: ‘Yo, you probably shouldn’t walk around naked – I can see you.”

I don’t know whats more disturbing Jeezy walking around Bucky-Nekkid in plain view, or being spied on by a gay Ninja Turtle ?

More details on Airline Bomb Threat and Asher Roth’s Guitar Player who tackled the man

Last Updated on Thursday, 8 January 2009 09:32 Written by admin Thursday, 8 January 2009 09:32

Source (Thedailykush.com)

Asher Roth’s Guitar Player Tackles Plane Bomb Threat

Katt Williams gets pimpslapped by man in audience (man tells what happend)

Last Updated on Thursday, 8 January 2009 02:12 Written by admin Thursday, 8 January 2009 02:12

EXCLUSIVE: Katt Williams’ Pimp Slapper Tells His Side of Story

Linda Hobbs

“I don’t play that joke stuff… I reached over, and I smacked him”

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Comedian and actor Katt Williams has been buzzing all over the internet lately following his highly-publicized comedic massacre of elder jokester Steve Harvey at a New Years Eve show in Detroit. But later that night, Williams hit up Cutters, an East Side club in the Motor City, and wound up taking the microphone. Already on a high after a stellar performance, Williams begin to freestyle for the crowd…he then turned his attention to an unsuspecting guy on the dance floor and begin cracking jokes about his outfit. Before the routine was up, the angry man in the crowd gave the partygoers something to laugh at for real: he walked over and smacked Katt Williams in the face. VIBE.com found the slapper, who asked to remain anonymous due to worries of a lawsuit, to get his side of the story. According to him, he came to the club following a high school cabaret. “I was probably with like 16, 17 dudes, we were scattered out throughout the club,” the anonymous man, who lives in Detroit’s Jeffrey Projects, said. “Basically we were just up in there having a good time.” Williams passed the man, who was wearing a cowboy outfit consisting of a pair of “$5,000 gator boots,” as he headed to the stage. When Williams took the microphone and begin to freestyle, things turned ugly. “I wasn’t even paying attention,” the man says. “I was talking to someone else while he was doing it. And then he pointed at me. I walked over to a couple of friends of mine, and they told me, ‘He’s clowning you.’ So I walked over there and asked [Katt], ‘So what you say? I don’t play that joke shit.’ So he was like, ‘And what?’ He didn’t even admit what he said when I asked him.” The man said he proceeded to pimp slap the pint-sized star of “The Pimp Chronicles,” who was recently hospitalized in South Carolina for a mental evaluation.   “He was still on some comedy stuff after I slapped him, I swear,” the man says baffled. “After I slapped him, he jumped back and he was still talking and it was some girls holding him back. It was actually some girls in the club grabbing bottles like they wanted to do something to me too, like trying to protect him. He stopped and actually grabbed a square and was trying to light his cigarette. It was on some comedy stuff to me. He was trying to get his square lit, he took like two puffs, and he tried to charge back at me. But at this time, the security was heading me towards the door.” The next day on Detroit’s radio station WJLB, Williams told radio host Dr. Darrius the man slapped him in an attempt to steal his jewelry. “We weren’t trying to get his jewelry,” the man says. “I wasn’t that drunk to not know what was going on. [Katt] told like 20 percent of the truth [on the radio]. I could understand if we were at a comedy club, or some shit like that, but we weren’t there for that. It was after-hours, niggas was drunk, feeling it, we wasn’t there for that. It wasn’t no comedy show we were at. He’s mad because my guy was looking more pimpish than him.” After the altercation, a club patron asked Williams if he was okay. “Hell naw I ain’t alright, didn’t you just see that nigga slap me?!” he reportedly quipped. The “pimp slapper,” in hindsight, says that even though Williams is “a funny dude” who he doesn’t have any personal problems with, he wouldn’t hesitate to show him the hand of god again if he stepped out of line. “I’d do it again if he say something like that,” he says nonchalant. “And if I meet him, and he don’t do nothing like that, he on some old friendly buddy-buddy shit, I’m buddy-buddy too. I don’t have no problem. But if he got a problem next time we see each other…” Well, you get the picture.     Source (Vibe Magazine)

It looks like it’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp

- Miles Cyrus

Kids one day you to can grow up to be Prom King like Verne Troyer (well not the growing part)

Last Updated on Thursday, 8 January 2009 12:59 Written by admin Thursday, 8 January 2009 12:59

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away there was an enchanted little fellow and he became prom king of his high school (really  did happen) Verne looks like what I left in the bathroom after eating a triple Monsoon burger, with curly fries and a shake.

- Miles Cyrus