The impossible has happened, the Arizona Cardinals, who many said didn’t deserve to go to the playoffs are now hosting the NFC championship game. The Philadelphia Eagles just defeated the defending champs, the New York Giants 23 to 11 !!  The championship game will  be Sunday at University of Phoenix Stadium.

Let’s see if the Cardinals need extra time to ensure the game is sold out !!!  It will be the hottest ticket ever, in Arizona football history, due to all the fair weather Cardinal and Arizona fans !! Miles Cyrus will be in da building !!!!  Courtesy of Ticketlobster.com

- Miles Cyrus

I like the scrip clubs too.  They are a great place for dinner!!  Me and Pacman need to go out and make it rain.  He can bring the money, and I’ll bring the love for half naked women and BBQ.  I wonder if Pacman and Ricky Davis hang out often?

See Related: Suspended NBA Player Hosts Strip Club Event

     – Miles Cyrus

If Kobe would focus more on basketball, and less on Lakers Dancers and average female hotel staff, he just might make a run at greatest of all time.  Of course he needs at least 3 more rings, and probably so does his wife for putting up with all his antics.

- Miles Cyrus

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If I wanted to lose friends I would buy them Burger King french fries !!

- Miles Cyrus

This girl is a model, but shes still young and has a lot of growing up to do.  Would you wife her Miles?

I myself am an as$man, and she’s got just what I like.  She doesn’t have the best curves, but its nothing a little plastic surgery can’t fix.  She could be my trophy wife, but only until she turns 30, then we would have to get divorced.

- Miles Cyrus