Miles, I saw you out the other night, and oohhhh you got me HOT!  What will it take for me to be your trophy wife?

First off, lets start with some ID, I’m looking for a wife, not jail bait.  Secondly, my wife has to cater to my every need,including being able to cook and clean.  If your room is any indication, you probably dont know how to do either.  Nothing turns me on more than a woman who knows how to polish my banister!

     – Miles Cyrus

Normally a conversation between female celebs about how great the others breasts are, and how they love the fact that they are real would be a total turn on.  But when the breat praiser is Oprah, well it’s kind of like seeing your mother naked.  Oprah knows a little too much about other womans breasts for me to believe that she is straight.  Sorry Stedman!!

     – Miles Cyrus

Source (Dallasnews.com)

A passing motorist pointed a handgun at former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin as he drove in Far North Dallas on Monday night, according to a police report.

The Pro Football Hall of Fame member was not injured. He told police he stopped at a red light in the 18200 block of Marsh Lane, near the Bush Turnpike, about 9:30 p.m., when the driver of the vehicle next to him rolled down his window, the police report said.

Irvin put down his window because he thought someone wanted to talk to him and saw the passenger in the other vehicle raise a gun, the report said. Irvin said in an interview Tuesday night that he feared the men had planned to rob him and changed their minds when they saw who he was.

“The passenger pulled out a semiautomatic and I knew what time it was,” Irvin said. “But he said ‘Oh, that’s Michael Irvin, with the Dallas Cowboys.’”

Despite being scared, Irvin said he tried to keep the conversation going.

“So we started talking about the Cowboys and everything,” he said. “Then they got back on the highway.”

“I tell you what, I’m glad he was a Cowboy fan,” Irvin said.

A detailed description of the men was not available.

I like Micheal Irvin, when he left football the NFL became the No Fun League.  He might have got lucky. My advice to the Play maker, be careful what neighborhood your in when looking for hookers and drugs!     – Miles Cyrus

Source (YardBarker.com)

Keep Building Momentum  

submitted by DonovanMcNabb 12 hours ago This week is eerily reminiscent of our first trip to the NFC Championship Game in 2001.. In order to get there then, we had to beat Chicago on the road in very frigid conditions. This time, we had to go to NY and defeat the Giants in very cold weather. Like the last time, this week we will be playing on the road, in a dome, against Kurt Warner and his high-powered offense.

Make no mistake, the Cardinals are a solid football team in all three phases. I know our supporters want to discount their abilities based on the Thanksgiving Day game but they shouldn’t — the Cardinals had to travel here on a short week. I believe we have what it takes to match up with them but we will have to play our best football. If we learned anything from our previous playoff runs it’s that we cannot let up and must play at a higher level each and every week.

I hope all Eagles fans help us build our momentum each day so that we all reach a peak on Sunday. I hope a few of you can be there to join us!

Donovan will feel right at home on Sunday, since he spends some of the offseason in Arizona.  You might even catch him at one of his favorite hangouts in Scottsdale after the game.  Just be careful, though I hear he’s married, he does like to try and “hookup” with other peoples girls.

- Miles Cyrus