Jessica Alba

A Few Thoughts and the Inauguration

Jay_eh here. I wanted to share with everyone in the ibeatyou and MySpace communities my experiences at the inauguration last week, so I put together a little video.

Before I get to the video, I want to clear some things up that have been bothering me lately. I find it depressing that in the midst of perhaps the most salient time in our country’s history, individuals are taking it upon themselves to encourage negativity and stupidity. Last week, Mr. Bill O’Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people…it’s so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland. Check out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_during_World_War_II if you want to see what I was referring to. I appreciate the name calling and the accurate reporting. Keep it up!!

Now on to more important things…like our new President.

Click here to watch my inauguration video and read the rest of my blog. http://www.ibeatyou.com/jessicaalba

Best,

JA

It’s cool girl, I got your back like a chiropractor!! I’ve been down since you had that role in the Drew Barrymore flick, I was even asked once, when the rumors came out that Derek Jeter gave you Herpes, would I ??  I said you’re so bad I don’t give a damn if you had full blown AIDS !!  Just keeping real

- Miles Cyrus

Source(GoogleNews)

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — There’s Lip Stixx and Centerfolds and the Bliss Cabaret.

There’s Diamond Dolls and Bare Assets and the Wild Gentlemen’s Club. In fact, there are, by one count, 43 strip clubs in the Tampa metropolitan area — one for each Super Bowl. And the week of Super Bowl XLIII is to Tampa’s naughty nightlife what Black Friday is to America’s shopping malls.

All the exotic dancing joints have earned Tampa a bawdy reputation — the lads’ magazine Maxim even put it on its top 10 list of best U.S. party cities a couple years ago, based mostly on the two score and more night spots to see naked or nearly naked women.

(more…)

The newly named TWIT Bowl 2009 reaches its third day.  So far Arizona has had most of the support, but today could change that.  Click below to check out today’s Trophy Wives In Training.

(more…)

This guy catches twice as much tuna with only half the rod.  They don’t call him Mini-Me for nothing.

     – Miles Cyrus

Source(Seriously?OMG!WTF?)

Ashley Simpson came to the defense of her BIG sister Jessica Simpson and posted a blog about the attacks and comments on Jessica’s weight. Here is what she says:

I hate to answer her question but it became important the day these same celebrities sold their souls for the almighty dollar. I like Ashley but she is coming off as a hypocrite, didn’t she start her career on a reality MTV show ? Didn’t she also get a nose job and finally didn’t her and hubby Pete Wentz try and sell their exclusive baby pictures to the highest bidder ?? You know the rules of this game !!

- Miles Cyrus

source(ProFootballTalk)

In a Tuesday interview with Sirius NFL Radio, former Buccaneers defensive end Simeon Rice told Pat Kirwan and Tim Ryan of Movin’ The Chains that Rice believes former Bucs coach Jon Gruden is a “scumbag.”

“You get what you deserve,” Rice said. “That’s what Jon said. He got it now. Everybody gets what they deserve. . . .

“You look at what he did when Chris [Simms] damn near died on the field he wanted to release him right when he got injured. I get hurt, my shoulder’s torn off the bone. This dude releases me. You know what I mean? I’m your guy. The list goes on. Keenan McCardell, that situation was a debacle. Keyshawn Johnson, another situation [that] was a debacle. Joey Galloway, which was his man, was in the dog house all year because he got injured, broke his ankle or whatever. Brad Johnson, that situation was bad. Brings Jeff Garcia in here,
oh, he’s going to change things. I helped recruit him [and he] released me, kept Jeff and then put him in the dog house. Gets rid of Brian Greise, brings him, starts a controversy. It was chaotic. I’m giving you facts.”

And then Rice gave opinions.

“How I feel personally? I could tell you that, too. I think he’s a scumbag,” Rice said. “I think he’s a scumbag personally. That’s when he’s telling you one thing and… You know what he told me? ‘Simeon you’ll be here in the next five years.’ I got injured [and] this man’s never said one word to me. I won a Super Bowl for you. I got 13 sacks, 12, 15 every year for you. I balled. I got injured [and] you let me go like it was nothing.”

You would get more credit Simeon, if you didn’t dog it half your career, and you didn’t take shots at Pat Tillman when he was playing. It must have been all the rub and tugs you used to get at Oasis Day Spa from Kim …. hugh ??

- Miles Cyrus

Someone needs to call CPS because that dunk was Child Abuse!!

     – Miles Cyrus

source(SecretSaucetv)

Remember the choose your own adventure books ?  Well, I just ran into this on YouTube and it is amazing how far technology has come. The game is called Interactive Jacuzzi Girl and you really do get to make your own choices using YouTube. Its real easy , this one is about what you would do if you had a bikini clad model in the hot tub with you. Peep it out below and good luck making the right choices. Check out more from the makers of this game, Secret Sauce TV by clicking the link above.

CLICK HERE TO PLAY INTERACTIVE JACUZZI GIRL

You haven’t played this game right until you drown her !!

- Miles Cyrus