Shawn Johnson’s Dancing with the Stars partner plays Pole Position !!

Last Updated on Thursday, 2 April 2009 03:47 Written by admin Tuesday, 31 March 2009 01:31

Source(Deadspin)

After Shawn Johnson spent last week worried about a deranged stalker, she returns to “Dancing With The Stars” only to be greeted by what appears to be a deranged boner in her partner’s pants. (NSFW?)

I think the outfit he’s wearing brings out his inner-child ??

- Miles Cyrus

Google’s new Street View gets cheating husband caught up !!!

Last Updated on Tuesday, 31 March 2009 10:18 Written by admin Tuesday, 31 March 2009 10:18

Source(TheSun)

A FURIOUS wife has called in divorce lawyers after spotting her husband’s car parked outside another woman’s house — on Google.

She saw the Range Rover while using the internet giant’s new Street View service to snoop on a female friend’s home.

The hubby had claimed he was away on business, but his missus recognised his motor immediately because of its blinged-up hubcaps.

Tar Heels Tyler Hansbrough Is Definitely White

Last Updated on Monday, 30 March 2009 03:47 Written by admin Tuesday, 31 March 2009 07:45

Tyler, ask Woody Harrelson, WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP!!

     – Miles Cyrus

Tyson’s Verbal Attack On Rape Victim In New Documentary

Last Updated on Monday, 30 March 2009 04:08 Written by admin Tuesday, 31 March 2009 02:48

As Seen on: www.thesun.uk

Sex offender Mike Tyson has started a new storm over his 1992 rape conviction, by calling victim Desiree Washington “that wretched swine of a woman”.

In a new documentary movie the boxer claims: “I have done no such thing as take away that woman’s chastity.”

Tyson was sentenced to six years imprisonment for raping the former Miss Black Rhode Island in an Indianapolis hotel room when she was 18. He converted to Islam in jail and was released after serving three years.

He now complains that the period “took away my humanity and my reputation”.

The fighter, 42, says he is “crass and coarse” and admits to “taking advantage of women” in the past, but he continues to protest his innocence in the case.

He adds: “When I was falsely accused of raping that wretched swine of a woman, Desiree Washington, it was the most horrible time of my life. The most heinous day of my life.”

You can watch the clip below.

Ronald McDonald’s reaction to the economic times !!??

Last Updated on Tuesday, 31 March 2009 01:37 Written by admin Tuesday, 31 March 2009 01:37

There is nothing happy about that meal !!

Bad Girls Clubs Darlene getting trained !! Freaky Spring Break Pics !!

Last Updated on Tuesday, 31 March 2009 11:59 Written by admin Tuesday, 31 March 2009 01:20

HeyKobe.com just received the pics of Darlene (2nd from left) from Bad Girls Club Season 2, acting like a Girls Gone Wild Spring Break Rookie !!  Click  more to see for yourself !!

Drunk streaker interupts hockey game

Last Updated on Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:43 Written by admin Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:43

Source(TotalProSports.com)

Total Pro Sports – During a local amateur hockey game, a drunken streaker shocks the crowd with his naked “stick.”

I’m sure everyone knows that one person who gets absolutely smashed on St. Patty’s Day. This years winner comes courtesy of an intoxicated

Orioles might need new radio team ?? They left during game ….

Last Updated on Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:27 Written by admin Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:27

Source(NYPost)

FORT LAUDERDALE — This is a bit off topic, but too funny nonetheless:

The Orioles’ flagship radio team of Joe Angel and Fred Manfra quietly left the stadium here today during a 90-minute rain delay and didn’t come back for the final eight innings, telling their bosses at 105.7 The Fan in Baltimore that the game had been canceled.

“Yes, the rest of the game was not on the air back home and we don’t know why,” a baffled Orioles PR rep said later. “We looked over during the game and they weren’t there.”

What if, for example, All-Star reliever George Sherrill — who ended up pitching this afternoon when the game resumed — had hurt himself? Amazing. None of the Mets New York Mets ‘ radio crew I talked to had ever heard of such a thing.

All you would-be announcers might want to get your resume tapes ready, because there could be an opening or two in Baltimore very shortly.

I can see it now, the first innings over, I’m beat, it’s been a long day, let’s  go get some rub and tugs, Craigslist has afternoon price breaks….ok !!

- Miles Cyrus

Angelina Jolie to bailout Octo-Mom ?? !!

Last Updated on Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:00 Written by admin Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:00

Source(StarMagazine.com)

Angelina Jolie has a soft spot for those in need, including Nadya Suleman and her 14 children!

Star has learned the actress is seriously considering donating thousands of dollars to the overwhelmed 33-year-old single mom, whose brood includes 2-month-old octuplets.

“Angelina is worried about the best interests of the kids,” explains a source. “As a mom of six, she knows how chaotic and costly raising a big family can be.”

And while the money would no doubt help Nadya pay for everything from clothes to schooling, Angelina, 33, does have some misgivings about the gift, notes the source.

“She doesn’t necessarily approve of Nadya, and she doesn’t want to turn the situation into even

Just like with any good bailout comes a good bash and spending spree, it is standard procedure !!

- Miles Cyrus

College Coed Wants To Be A TWIT!!

Last Updated on Monday, 30 March 2009 03:41 Written by admin Monday, 30 March 2009 03:41

Miles,

Why do you constantly put up pictures of ugly girls on your site, and call them your future trophy wives.  I am waaayyy hotter than any of them, and I’ll do things to you that even your dirty mind can not imagine.  Let me be your trophy wife,

Love Your Collge TWIT <3

Like my boy Asher Roth says, “Man, I love College!!”

    – Miles Cyrus

Mr. Clutch: Tyler Evans Hits Championship Winning Buzzer Beater

Last Updated on Monday, 30 March 2009 03:33 Written by admin Monday, 30 March 2009 03:33

For Tyler Evans, miracles do happen.  With the game tied 53-53 and his Findlay Oilers with the ball with only 2.4 seconds left in overtime of the NCAA Division 2 Championship Game, Tyler Evans, AKA Mr. Clutch, got his number called, and well, the rest is history.  Click on the link below to watch one of the greatest shots ever to win a championship in college sports.

Nick Canon goes out like a sucka… has Mariah’s name tatted on back !!

Last Updated on Monday, 30 March 2009 03:00 Written by admin Monday, 30 March 2009 03:00

Pic(SplashOnlineNews.com)

Hey Nick, my suggestion is for you to find a pair, and use them !!  I was congratulating, until I seen this…. WTF …  B*TCH  !!

- Miles Cyrus

Tom Brady’s Wifey – Gisele Bundchen nude in new Vanity Fair

Last Updated on Monday, 30 March 2009 02:48 Written by admin Monday, 30 March 2009 02:48

Tom Brady’s wife, super Model Gisele Bundchen, is in the new issue of Vanity Fair,HeyKobe.com has some of the steamy pics for you below.

Vicious mug shot of beaten hoooker – by Mr. Sham Wow

Last Updated on Monday, 30 March 2009 12:56 Written by admin Monday, 30 March 2009 12:56

This is the brutal booking photo of  Sasha Harris, who Mr. Sham Wow Vince Shlomi got into an fight with, in his Miami hotel.

CLICK HERE TO SEE RELATED STORY

It looks like we will be able to buy Sham Wow’s at the 99 cent store soon

- Miles Cyrus

Ohio State wr Brian Hartline… preparing for the NFL Draft …??

Last Updated on Monday, 30 March 2009 11:49 Written by admin Monday, 30 March 2009 11:49

Source(BustedCoverage)

Like we said over the weekend, BC gets some great images sent out way.

Some make it onto the site and others fade into email history.

Today we have hit the Holy Grail of “Athletes Being Human” with Ohio State wide receiver and NFL hopeful Brian Hartline bending over his girlfriend, and soon to be wife, at what appears to be an infamous red cup party.

Britney Spears call for help !!

Last Updated on Monday, 30 March 2009 11:27 Written by admin Monday, 30 March 2009 11:27

There is a voice mail recording that has leaked of Britney Spears asking for help, worried that her dad Jamie Spears will take her children. Who she is calling isn’t certain, speculation it is her lawyer…

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO PHONE MESSAGE

Whats next, photos leaked of a poop Britney just took, we as a society are too obsessed with other peoples lives !!

- Miles Cyrus

Suge to Akon – Stop snitching !!!

Last Updated on Monday, 30 March 2009 11:08 Written by admin Monday, 30 March 2009 11:00

Source(TMZ)

Suge Knight and his cronies vehemently denied sending peeps to rob Akon’s producer at gunpoint, but listen between the lines — it definitely sounds like something went down.

There are a couple rules in the hip hop streets, 1) do not snitch 2) do not be  more feared than the boogie man, then get knocked out…twice !!! Learn them, know them, live them !!

- Miles Cyrus

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CBS has perverts for camera men and we aren’t mad …

Last Updated on Sunday, 29 March 2009 11:28 Written by admin Sunday, 29 March 2009 11:28

This reminds me of when I was young and I used to see a magazine ad with a girl in a short dress, then raise the magazine higher to look under the dress, didn’t anyone else do that ?? ….  never mind !!

- Miles Cyrus

John Mayer sniffs man panties !!! (Ewwhh)

Last Updated on Sunday, 29 March 2009 11:15 Written by admin Sunday, 29 March 2009 11:15

Your Man-Panties are a wonderland !! I’m sure he’ll be explaining the pics on Twitter real soon… well what happened was

- Miles Cyrus

Vice President’s daughter Ashley in video doing cocaine …??

Last Updated on Monday, 30 March 2009 12:46 Written by admin Sunday, 29 March 2009 10:57

Source(NyPost)

A “friend” of Vice President Joseph Biden’s daughter, Ashley, is attempting to hawk a videotape that he claims shows her snorting cocaine at a house party this month in Delaware.

PHOTOS: Ashley Biden

The anonymous male acquaintance of Ashley took the video, said Thomas Dunlap, a lawyer representing the seller.

Dunlap and a man claiming to be a lawyer showed The Post about 90 seconds of 43-minute tape, saying it was legally obtained and that Ashley was aware she was being filmed. The Post refused to pay for the video.

The video, which the shooter initially hoped to sell for $2 million before scaling back his price to $400,000, shows a 20-something woman with light skin and long brown hair taking a red straw from her mouth, bending over a desk, inserting the straw into her nostril and snorting lines of white powder.