Crack Head redition of Amazing Grace (LMFAO!!)
Sunday, April 12th, 2009


Last week Deadspin quicklinked to a Boston magazine profile of the Red Sox second baseman, where he characterized A-Rod as a dork and called his hometown of Woodland, California a “dump.” The Woodlandians aren’t happy.
Just to recap, here are the verbal gifts Pedroia gave to writer Tommy Craggs:
Woodland is a bedroom community of more than 50,000 people that lies 20 miles northwest of Sacramento. It is often described as being something out of Our Town, which is an odd point of comparison for a place once known by its early settlers as “By Hell.” “It’s a dump,” says Pedroia, whose parents run a tire store on Main Street and whose family seems to occupy a position in Woodland roughly equivalent to that enjoyed by the Grimaldis in Monaco. “You can quote me on that. I don’t give a shit.” He shakes his head.

Teen sensations who also used to be an item, Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas were seen out having lunch together. Nick picked Miley up in his 1968 Ford Mustang Cobra as they proceeded to the Village Idiot in Hollywood.
We’ve learned Italian model Fabio Lanzoni wrecked one of the most expensive cars in the world Saturday afternoon — and it didn’t even belong to him.

We’re told the Italian model was driving a Ferrari — which was property of World Class Driving — on Mulholland Drive near Calabasas, Cal. when he hit a turn going too fast and lost control of the car.
Sources say the ridiculously expensive ride struck something off road, causing damage to the front and back ends on the right side of the car.
Unlike the Ferrari, Fabio walked away pretty much unscathed, because we’re told he was taking photos with fans at the Hyatt Hotel later that afternoon.
A rep for WCD released this statement to us: “No comment. We are not very proud of the fact that Fabio wrecked our car.” Calls to Fabio’s reps haven’t been returned.