Source(ESPN)

BEAUFORT, S.C. — Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer’s arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course.

The man, who is in his 70s, was retrieving his ball from a pond when the 10-foot alligator bit him at Ocean Creek Golf Course in Beaufort County. The gator pulled the golfer into the pond and ripped off his arm in the struggle. His golf partners were able to free him.

Wildlife workers killed the alligator and retrieved the arm in the hopes it might be reattached.

The man has not been identified. He was being treated at the Medical University of South Carolina, but officials there would not release any information about him.

A call to the golf course was not immediately returned.

If I was that poor old man, I would have went # 1 # 2 and # 3 in my depends !! That is why I don’t golf  !!

- Miles Cyrus

The November 2009 Playboy cover has been leaked and the cover girl is going to be Marge Simpson. This will be a first, since no cartoon character has ever been featured on a Playboy cover. The issue is set to hit stands October 16th. No word as of yet if Marge decided to bare all or not.

I remember as a 12 year old kid, calling with my friends the corner 7-11 , saying (Deep Voice) “I broke my leg but I am going to send my son down to pick up an issue of Playboy” now kids wouldn’t even bother, plus they can just hop on the inter-web !!

- Miles Cyrus

Click more below for recent Brooke Burke Jay-Z toe pics !!!

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Ralph Lauren recently featured an ad with model Flippa Hamilton, who is already slender and petite. They went on to photoshop and retouch the image to make her unrealistically skinny. After some backlash from the general public a Ralph Lauren spokesperson issued this statement :

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I suggest sell the car Mr. Emily’s dad, and invest in a shotgun (for your daughters sake) but first take some racial tolerance classes and a Hello we are in the 21st Century Course !!

- Miles Cyrus

See, there are subliminal messages everywhere !!

- Miles Cyrus