Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Your mom confirmed this to be true !!

- Miles Cyrus

Source(Lamebook)

The Fresh Prince was right when he said parent just don’t understand !!

- Miles Cyrus

Looks like things got a little more interesting in the Hip Hop world. Beanie Siegal has made a diss song towards former mentor/friend and Roc label mate Jay-Z. It sounds like this is just the beginning see for yourself :

This ain’t a diss record, this a real record,
How does it feel to get exposed, don’t you feel naked,
I was a fly on the wall and what I witnessed,
I can say things to make Bey look at you different,
And my gangsta wasn’t never on trial, I stood up tall – no snitchin’
But the rapper Shawn called the police on me,
Cause I was front row at the Blueprint 3

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Beans might have said the realest line in Rap history with : “The richest man is not the one who still has his first dollar, but the one who still has his first friends”    …  now if we could have gotten DJ Kay Slay a can of S.T.F.U. during that song !!

- Miles Cyrus

Source(HuffingtonPost)

This month will mark the 46th anniversary of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. A recently declassified oral history by Brigadier General Godfrey McHugh, President Kennedy’s military aide on the Dallas trip, sheds new light on the critical hours after the shooting. McHugh makes startling claims about Lyndon Johnson’s behavior in the wake of the assassination.

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Spencer has John down to the Ed Hardy shirt and mullet !!

- Miles Cyrus

Source(DeadSpin)

As promised earlier, here are a handful of excerpts from David Stern’s favorite book, Blowing the Whistle, by Tim Donaghy.

On gambling refs:

To have a little fun at the expense of the worst troublemakers, the referees working the game would sometimes make a modest friendly wager amongst themselves: first ref to give one of the bad boys a technical foul wouldn’t have to tip the ball boy that night. In the NBA, ball boys set up the referees’ locker room and keep it stocked with food and beer for the postgame meal. We usually ran the kid ragged with a variety of personal requests and then slipped him a $20 bill. Technically, the winner of the bet won twice — he didn’t have to pay the kid and he got to call a T on Mr. Foul-Mouthed Big-Shot Du Jour.

After the opening tip, it was hilarious as the three of us immediately focused our full attention on the intended victim, waiting for something, anything, to justify a technical foul. If the guy so much as looked at one of us and mumbled, we rang him up. Later in the referees’ locker room, we would down a couple of brews, eat some chicken wings, and laugh like hell.

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