Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck’s gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

They use to teach this back in Sunday school in the early 80’s !!

- Miles Cyrus

Check out this video of a bat delay, during the San Antonio Spurs game against the Sacramento Kings. Also take note that the game took place on Halloween !!

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I say it is staged, or is it just coincidence that the Batman mascot was there with a net ?? In any case PETA better unite quickly if they want some attention, as their Mike Vick protests have lost momentum !!

- Miles Cyrus

Here is the video below of Brett Favre hitting the field to a chorus of boos from the Packers crowd. Favre did get the last laugh as he threw 4 touchdown passes in the Vikings win against his former team.

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He is playing like the Brett Favre of the Vicodin addiction days !!

- Miles Cyrus

The world’s largest maker of Liqueur Diageo and Sean P. Diddy Combs have reached a deal to expand the Ciroc vodka line. Combs is a 50 percent owner in the brand already.Look for new flavors of the Ciroc line, like Coconut and Red-Berry to hit US stores soon. Diageo also makes popular vodka brands like Kettle One and Smirnoff.

Combs began his partnership and promotion of Ciroc in 2007, since then sales of the vodka have increased from 60,000 cases (half of 2007)  to  400,000 cases for 2008-2009.

Ciroc is the best Vodka hands down and the alcohol of choice for Miles Cyrus !! Now where’s my check Diddy !!

- Miles Cyrus